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Dear Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life Paperback – Bargain Price, August 2, 2011

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Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk in the Hummer who blocked you in, or the idiot who didn’t clean up after his dog? Now you can! Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to all of the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. Whether it’s the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the asshole with the Bluetooth, you will surely never leave home without this humorous and useful book ever again!
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“This book will not only have you bent over from laughter, but you end up realizing that there are a lot of annoying people in the world.”

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Tired of being the bigger person? Though it's not the most enlightened strategy, sometimes all you want is to tell a creep off with a brilliant comeback — which, inevitably, doesn't come to mind until hours later… The new book lets you eloquently vent your rage at life's annoying cast of characters, such as the "(blank) boss," the "overly competitive (blank)," the "social media-obsessed (blank)" and the "(blank) who left dirty dishes in the sink" ("P.S. It's been two weeks. Exactly how much longer does that pot need to 'soak'?")

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Jillian Madison and Michelle Madison are the creators of several pop culture websites and podcasts including FoodNetworkHumor.com, Pophangover.com, and DamnYouAutoCorrect.com, which receive over 40 million page views per month. They live in Connecticut.

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Running Press; 7.3.2011 edition (August 2, 2011)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Paperback ‏ : ‎ 208 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0762442867
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0762442867
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 7.2 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 0.75 x 5.25 x 7.25 inches
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    Jillian Madison is an LA-based comedy writer, author of the #1 best-selling book Dear Asshole, and creator of the original texting fails website Damn You Autocorrect.

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    Michelle Madison is an author, host, and co-creator of the Pophangover Humor Network, hub of the wildly successful Damn You Auto Correct. The Pophangover Network, including Damn You Auto Correct, has since been sold to Break Media, and Michelle is no longer involved. Her work has been featured on television with segments on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Tosh.0, Good Morning America, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and The Ellen DeGeneres show in the US, as well as The Graham Norton Show in the UK. Michelle has also been a guest on air, talking tech on both Fox and CNN.

    Recently her second book, and Amazon #1 Best Seller, Dear Asshole was highlighted in the Chicago Tribune and selected by Urban Outfitters to be one of the handful they feature in stores each season. Since release, Dear Asshole has consistently been in the Top 100 Books in the entire Humor category on Amazon. Michelle and Jillian have plans to work on another book in the future whenever the inspiration hits them. Stay tuned!

    A lover of all things gaming related, Michelle is a host on the longest running independent video games show, and former Podcast Of The Year, The Video Game Outsiders, which airs live every Tuesday on the Riotcast Network. Riotcast is home to many popular entertainment shows from great comedians such as Robert Kelly, Nick Di Paolo, Jim Florentine, Sebastian Maniscalco, and more. VGO can also be downloaded on iTunes and Google Play, via their very own app in both stores.

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Dennell Senna
5.0 out of 5 stars Love it!
Reviewed in the United States on February 11, 2024
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Awesome, funny AF , sarcastic, & all the things people who would buy that book love! I bought a lot as gifts for people with my twisted sense of humor. Everyone loves it.
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Michael F.
5.0 out of 5 stars Great novelty letter templates
Reviewed in the United States on December 30, 2023
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Purchased a couple of these through the years to give as gifts. Funny satirical letter templates to those "special" people we encounter from time to time.
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Masta' C
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome Gag Gift With Real-World Uses!
Reviewed in the United States on January 21, 2016
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For what it is, a hilarious yet oddly functional gag gift, this book is fantastic! It served up a great deal of laughs when I gave it as a white elephant gift and, depending on the person who receives it, I can see this getting lots of real-world use!

The book contains a large collection of very humorous letters which you can tear out to let people know just where they stand in your eyes. The book covers a surprisingly wide variety of themes, so there's sure to be a letter for nearly every situation you might encounter in your daily travels.

Definitely worth a read, even if you don't intend to use the letters!

Highly recommended!
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4.0 out of 5 stars Great gag gift
Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2019
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Bought as a gag gift for a friend with a temper. She LOVED IT! Most letters are great but a few don’t make sense since you wouldn’t be seeing the person to give it to after they already pissed you off. But either way, worth the laugh.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Best White Elephant/Bad Santa Gift! #Relatable
Reviewed in the United States on January 25, 2020
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Bought this to go with a White Elephant/Bad Santa Gift Exchange for a work function. We all drew numbers and picked a wrapped gift, that gift could be stolen 1x only. Then once everyone had a gift, they were stuck with that they had. We all opened our gifts. This was THE BEST GIFT by far. The recipient, my boss, was laughing so hard when he saw it! I gifted it with some other misc. items (like a double sided wall sign that says, "Mermaids Have More Fun" & "Be a Mermaid and Make Waves"). The best thing is, the gifts were anonymous, so no one knew I gifted it.

I read some of the letters prior to wrapping the gift, good read! #Relatable
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Brandon Greene
5.0 out of 5 stars It made me laugh!
Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2017
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This book has virtually any situation that i could think of. From the entitled jerks who take up more than one parking space to the annoying antics of fellow office workers, it pretty much has you covered. While i would never actually tear these out of the book, it's rather reassuring that there are still some people out there who see these things from a normal perspective. So much of today's society is very "ME" centric and this book shows you that there are some decent people out there who want the oblivious ones to pull their heads from their posterior. It cracks me up and lightens my day when i need it. I think it's a great book but not everyone has my sense of humor.
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N. Fuller
3.0 out of 5 stars Wld be funny if they didnt drag out So long
Reviewed in the United States on January 27, 2020
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Thought these wld be cute little laughable letters. But to my surprise theyre like 2 full paragraphs long EACH and kinda loses the funny bc it keeps going on n on n on....
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Paula Piazzese
5.0 out of 5 stars Great white elephant gift.
Reviewed in the United States on September 24, 2022
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This was a gift hit for our Christmas gift exchange. It brought much laughter to the party.
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Sunil Madan
5.0 out of 5 stars Great gag gift
Reviewed in India on January 3, 2020
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Wife's review: got it as a gag gift and it was loved
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charlene chambers
5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect for every occasion!
Reviewed in Canada on April 11, 2016
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Perfect for every occasion! Just when I thought no one could out do me when it came to writing angry letters, this book comes along! Love it!
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Mr. A. J. Bond
1.0 out of 5 stars Not Very Funny
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on June 11, 2013
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I thought this might make a good stocking-filler for Christmas but I'm not sure who I could give it to. It's very American and is rude rather than funny. It's also bordering on racist at times with some dodgy ethnic stereotypes, There are a few situations that strike a chord, such as dealing with a colleague that brings seafood for lunch to work everyday and stinks out the office, but may of these situations are just crass and obvious.
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Lisswastaken
5.0 out of 5 stars Really funny and true!
Reviewed in Canada on January 13, 2016
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Wish it would be acceptable to really tear these off and give them out. Some of them are soo dead on. I may just hand some out some day
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5.0 out of 5 stars Gave it as a Yankee swap gift and the person loved it!
Reviewed in Canada on December 26, 2017
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Hilarious! Gave it as a Yankee swap gift and the person loved it!
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