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Dear Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life Paperback – Bargain Price, August 2, 2011

by Jillian Madison (Author), Michelle Madison (Author)
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Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk in the Hummer who blocked you in, or the idiot who didn’t clean up after his dog? Now you can! Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to all of the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. Whether it’s the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the asshole with the Bluetooth, you will surely never leave home without this humorous and useful book ever again!
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“This book will not only have you bent over from laughter, but you end up realizing that there are a lot of annoying people in the world.”

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Tired of being the bigger person? Though it's not the most enlightened strategy, sometimes all you want is to tell a creep off with a brilliant comeback — which, inevitably, doesn't come to mind until hours later… The new book lets you eloquently vent your rage at life's annoying cast of characters, such as the "(blank) boss," the "overly competitive (blank)," the "social media-obsessed (blank)" and the "(blank) who left dirty dishes in the sink" ("P.S. It's been two weeks. Exactly how much longer does that pot need to 'soak'?")

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Jillian Madison and Michelle Madison are the creators of several pop culture websites and podcasts including FoodNetworkHumor.com, Pophangover.com, and DamnYouAutoCorrect.com, which receive over 40 million page views per month. They live in Connecticut.

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Running Press; 7.3.2011 edition (August 2, 2011)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Paperback ‏ : ‎ 208 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0762442867
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0762442867
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 7.2 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 0.75 x 5.25 x 7.25 inches
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    Jillian Madison is an LA-based comedy writer, author of the #1 best-selling book Dear Asshole, and creator of the original texting fails website Damn You Autocorrect.

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    Michelle Madison

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    Michelle Madison is an author, host, and co-creator of the Pophangover Humor Network, hub of the wildly successful Damn You Auto Correct. The Pophangover Network, including Damn You Auto Correct, has since been sold to Break Media, and Michelle is no longer involved. Her work has been featured on television with segments on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Tosh.0, Good Morning America, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and The Ellen DeGeneres show in the US, as well as The Graham Norton Show in the UK. Michelle has also been a guest on air, talking tech on both Fox and CNN.

    Recently her second book, and Amazon #1 Best Seller, Dear Asshole was highlighted in the Chicago Tribune and selected by Urban Outfitters to be one of the handful they feature in stores each season. Since release, Dear Asshole has consistently been in the Top 100 Books in the entire Humor category on Amazon. Michelle and Jillian have plans to work on another book in the future whenever the inspiration hits them. Stay tuned!

    A lover of all things gaming related, Michelle is a host on the longest running independent video games show, and former Podcast Of The Year, The Video Game Outsiders, which airs live every Tuesday on the Riotcast Network. Riotcast is home to many popular entertainment shows from great comedians such as Robert Kelly, Nick Di Paolo, Jim Florentine, Sebastian Maniscalco, and more. VGO can also be downloaded on iTunes and Google Play, via their very own app in both stores.

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Customers find the book super funny and enjoy reading the letters, making it a great stress reliever and conversation starter at parties. They appreciate its value and relatability, with one customer noting the perfect sayings throughout. The book receives mixed feedback regarding its pacing, with some finding it cute while others say it's outdated. While the humor is appreciated, several customers mention the book contains a lot of foul language.

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288 customers mention "Humor"254 positive34 negative

Customers find the book super funny, with many mentioning they laughed so hard while reading the amusing letter templates, making it a great gag gift.

"...a sense of humor and find people to be annoying .... this book will make you laugh." Read more

"Awesome, funny AF , sarcastic, & all the things people who would buy that book love!..." Read more

"...Funny satirical letter templates to those "special" people we encounter from time to time." Read more

"...It cracks me up and lightens my day when i need it. I think it's a great book but not everyone has my sense of humor." Read more

58 customers mention "Value for money"44 positive14 negative

Customers find the book to be worth buying.

"Awesome, funny AF , sarcastic, & all the things people who would buy that book love!..." Read more

"...I thumbed through the book, but haven't read all of it. It is ok. Not as funny as I had expected, but I imagine some people would appreciate it." Read more

"...It cracks me up and lightens my day when i need it. I think it's a great book but not everyone has my sense of humor." Read more

"I guess most scenarios didn’t apply to me and they seemed quite mean and ridiculous so I didn’t really care for it...." Read more

46 customers mention "Relatability"42 positive4 negative

Customers find the book relatable, with many enjoying reading the letters, and one customer noting that all the sayings are absolutely perfect.

"...I read some of the letters prior to wrapping the gift, good read! #Relatable" Read more

"...I feel that this is a inspirational book to do the same." Read more

"Bought as a gag gift for a friend with a temper. She LOVED IT! Most letters are great but a few don’t make sense since you wouldn’t be seeing the..." Read more

"...very relatable book to stuff that can happen to anyone" Read more

9 customers mention "Conversation starter"9 positive0 negative

Customers find the book to be a great conversation starter, particularly at parties, with one customer mentioning it's the best book to read out loud with friends and family.

"...It is the best book to read out loud with friends and family. We’ve decided 2022 is the year of putting a stop to A$#HOLES! 🤣😂🤣..." Read more

"This book was a total hit with my friends at our Dirty Santa party. We sat and read some the pages laughing hysterically...." Read more

"...Great book if you need a good laugh or a conversation starter at a party." Read more

"This is a great conversation starter and a good gift for the person in your life with a sense of humor." Read more

8 customers mention "Stress relief"8 positive0 negative

Customers find the book to be a great stress reliever, with one mentioning it provides an off-beat way to take their mind off things, while another notes it lightens their day.

"...It cracks me up and lightens my day when i need it. I think it's a great book but not everyone has my sense of humor." Read more

"...you'll be fine' this was the perfect unexpected, off beat way of taking her mind off of things even it was only for a minute at a time...." Read more

"Highly enjoyable and loads of laughs. Best way to kill time with some of your snarkier friends...." Read more

"Perfect. Profound. Cathartic. Warning: keep out of hands of teens with compromised self control & access to teachers! LOL" Read more

9 customers mention "Pacing"6 positive3 negative

Customers have mixed opinions about the pacing of the book, with some finding it cute and suitable for white elephant gifts, while others find it outdated.

"Hilarious book! Great for white elephant or that someone who has this sense of humor. You won't be disappointed...." Read more

"...The pop culture references are outdated...." Read more

"Got this for a gag gift. It's cute, but the letters could have been wittier." Read more

"It's cute and functional, but kind of cheap-looking. It's made of thin, unsanded wood." Read more

21 customers mention "Language"3 positive18 negative

Customers criticize the book's language, noting that it contains a lot of foul and vulgar content.

"Just wasn't for me.. Author seemed a bit trifling.. Now that doesn't mean you won't like it.. Rather subjective as far as content.. The book itself..." Read more

"This is funny but some of the letters are pretty harsh so make sure you give to someone who is sarcastic and can handle the crudeness." Read more

"...Every page that I scanned contained bad language and poor situational responses...." Read more

"...It's pretty funny and pretty relate-able. But there is a lot of profanity, so if you're not into that, don't get this book." Read more

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I bought this for a gift and started reading it and wow I related to this specific page so much and had to read it out loud to my boyfriend so hopefully he gets the picture next time he uses the rest room. I kept reading page after page and laughed at almost all of them. I’m not sure how I’m gonna be able to give it away at this point I might have to buy another one xD
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  • CJ
    5.0 out of 5 stars Makes a great gift!
    Reviewed in the United States on August 25, 2024
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    I have this as a gift, and my friend loved it!
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  • PK
    5.0 out of 5 stars Funny
    Reviewed in the United States on June 11, 2024
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    If you have a sense of humor and find people to be annoying .... this book will make you laugh.
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  • Dennell Senna
    5.0 out of 5 stars Love it!
    Reviewed in the United States on February 11, 2024
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    Awesome, funny AF , sarcastic, & all the things people who would buy that book love! I bought a lot as gifts for people with my twisted sense of humor. Everyone loves it.
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  • Amazon Customer
    4.0 out of 5 stars Funny Idea, But Reality is Much Lamer
    Reviewed in the United States on January 2, 2019
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    I got this for my brother-in-law, for Christmas. He's always complaining about annoying people.

    I got a kick out of buying this, and told my husband all about it. My husband smiled and told me it was hilarious, but now I wonder if he really meant it.

    On Christmas morning, I got a half-smile from my brother-in-law when he opened the present. He got me a nice sweater, so now I feel bad.

    Now who's the a-hole?
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  • DarkLight Abyss
    5.0 out of 5 stars Best White Elephant/Bad Santa Gift! #Relatable
    Reviewed in the United States on January 25, 2020
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    Bought this to go with a White Elephant/Bad Santa Gift Exchange for a work function. We all drew numbers and picked a wrapped gift, that gift could be stolen 1x only. Then once everyone had a gift, they were stuck with that they had. We all opened our gifts. This was THE BEST GIFT by far. The recipient, my boss, was laughing so hard when he saw it! I gifted it with some other misc. items (like a double sided wall sign that says, "Mermaids Have More Fun" & "Be a Mermaid and Make Waves"). The best thing is, the gifts were anonymous, so no one knew I gifted it.

    I read some of the letters prior to wrapping the gift, good read! #Relatable
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  • joan
    5.0 out of 5 stars Very funny
    Reviewed in the United States on June 10, 2024
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    Perfect letters for almost every situation
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  • L. King
    3.0 out of 5 stars Not bad.
    Reviewed in the United States on January 28, 2016
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    I ordered this as a Christmas gift, but got it didn't show up until after Christmas. Amazon refunded me for this, but did not ask that I return it. I thumbed through the book, but haven't read all of it. It is ok. Not as funny as I had expected, but I imagine some people would appreciate it.
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  • Michael F.
    5.0 out of 5 stars Great novelty letter templates
    Reviewed in the United States on December 30, 2023
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    Purchased a couple of these through the years to give as gifts. Funny satirical letter templates to those "special" people we encounter from time to time.
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  • Mr. A. J. Bond
    1.0 out of 5 stars Not Very Funny
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on June 11, 2013
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    I thought this might make a good stocking-filler for Christmas but I'm not sure who I could give it to. It's very American and is rude rather than funny. It's also bordering on racist at times with some dodgy ethnic stereotypes, There are a few situations that strike a chord, such as dealing with a colleague that brings seafood for lunch to work everyday and stinks out the office, but may of these situations are just crass and obvious.
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  • Sunil Madan
    5.0 out of 5 stars Great gag gift
    Reviewed in India on January 3, 2020
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    Wife's review: got it as a gag gift and it was loved
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  • charlene chambers
    5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect for every occasion!
    Reviewed in Canada on April 11, 2016
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    Perfect for every occasion! Just when I thought no one could out do me when it came to writing angry letters, this book comes along! Love it!
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  • Lisswastaken
    5.0 out of 5 stars Really funny and true!
    Reviewed in Canada on January 13, 2016
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    Wish it would be acceptable to really tear these off and give them out. Some of them are soo dead on. I may just hand some out some day
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  • Tiffany A
    5.0 out of 5 stars Gave it as a Yankee swap gift and the person loved it!
    Reviewed in Canada on December 26, 2017
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    Hilarious! Gave it as a Yankee swap gift and the person loved it!
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